CONSOOM AGAINST THE MACHINE
// WEAR YOUR DIGITAL DISSENT //
// WEAR YOUR DIGITAL DISSENT //
$ cat manifesto.txt
>
> WELCOME TO THE DIGITAL RESISTANCE
>
> We are the glitch in your perfect algorithm.
> The bug you can't patch.
> The error message that won't go away.
>
> In a world of endless updates and forced obsolescence,
> we choose to CTRL+ALT+DELETE the entire system.
>
> Our shirts aren't just clothing.
> They're wearable protests against:
> - AI overlords that can't count strawberries
> - Games that need 18 buttons to be fun
> - Machines that break by design
> - Computers that deserve a good BONK
>
> Join the Neo-Luddite revolution.
> One t-shirt at a time.
> (We can neither confirm nor deny AI involvement.)
>
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